Unedited Stories: squirrel

I'm leaving the old intro here, but adding this- it appears the doves have taken over my blog for their fiction. Just as well, I was doing a piss poor job of updating. They're doing much better.

This blog is infrequently updated, full of incorrect spellings, misused words, and general bad grammar. It started when I was trying to use google+ (which I've since given up on) and discovered there was no character limit for posts. If you've known me a long time, a lot of these stories will be old hat. If you plan to know me for a long time, you'll no doubt hear many of them in person. But, folks seemed to enjoy them, so here they are.

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Monday, December 7, 2015

The two hundred and fifty first story

Once upon a time there was a squirrel who, having neglected to store nuts for the winter, decided to survive exclusively on dropped french fries.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

The hundred and thirty ninth story

Once upon a time a squirrel and his best friend both grew tired of hiding. The squirrel had a fox mask made for himself, and a whole hawk suit tailored for his pal. After that, the comrades sauntered about freely all day, every day.

The Doves wrote a special story for me for my new piece. they even consented to type it on the computer so I could use it to fill that last pesky box in the display.

Thanks, Doves.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

the Hundred and thirtyfirst story

Once upon a time there was a fox who wanted to be a squirrel. The fox tried looking small. He dyed his fur grey. He cut his nails. He learned to climb trees. Over time, he developed a taste for acorns, and joined the squirrels in their scolds.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

The Eighty ninth Story

Once upon a time there was an entrepreneurial squirrel who would make little glider suits so that his friends could glide just as well as a flying squirrel. He sold the design to Elon Musk and retired young. Now he mentors young chipmunks who want to start their own businesses.