I'm leaving the old intro here, but adding this- it appears the doves have taken over my blog for their fiction. Just as well, I was doing a piss poor job of updating. They're doing much better.

This blog is infrequently updated, full of incorrect spellings, misused words, and general bad grammar. It started when I was trying to use google+ (which I've since given up on) and discovered there was no character limit for posts. If you've known me a long time, a lot of these stories will be old hat. If you plan to know me for a long time, you'll no doubt hear many of them in person. But, folks seemed to enjoy them, so here they are.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

the hundred and thirteenth story


 Once upon a time there was a llama who was always too cold, until one day the rest of the herd presented her with a sweater they'd had knitted from all their extra wool.









Tuesday, July 14, 2015

The Hundred and Twelfth story


Once upon a time there was a stamp who had been abandoned in a drawer for years. Her denomination was no longer correct, and she had lost hope, but then some single cent stamps moved in, she made friends, and they all went traveling together.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

The hundred and eleventh Story

Once upon a time there was a thought. He flew around for years, looking and learning, before finally settling on a head he wanted to live in.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

The hundred and Tenth story

is an addendum to the ninety fifth story, written in the comments by the fantastic Andy Moerlein:

Sometimes, when it was an especially exciting shoot, he would use five or even EIGHT cameras to capture the moment. He was good at his job.

Friday, July 10, 2015

The hundred and Ninth Story

Once upon a time there was a train who was just terribly exhausted. Trains don't really take vacations. He talked to some other trains, and it turned out they wanted time off, too. The talked about it. They thought about it. They went on strike.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

the Hundred and Eighth story

Once upon a time there was a scarf who wished to travel. She spoke with a breeze, and they figured it out. She let go at just the right moment to catch a gust headed for the train platform. It took a lot of effort, and a lot of careful calculations, but she was able to skip from train to train and made it all over the continent.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

The hundred and Seventh Story

Once upon a time there was a pinetree who wanted to flower. He knew he couldn't do it on his own, so he made friends with a whole lot of colorful birds, and that was even better,